i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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