Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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