chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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