Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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