You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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