we're blogging at a bar
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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