Buhtt sex?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Do I have a choice?
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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