Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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