You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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