finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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