I showed him my bush... on skype.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
I hate when you're right.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now