The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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