There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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