I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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