Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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