I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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