YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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