it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm both gender and math confused
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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