Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
