Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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