Do you still have your period?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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