Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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