I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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