somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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