omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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