I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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