I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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