im drinking this country out of the recession.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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