That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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