I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My dick has a subreddit
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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