I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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