just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I need to sanitize my soul.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I love you. Go after that dick
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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