talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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