Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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