He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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