my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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