Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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