is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
