Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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