I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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