I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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