just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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