Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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