i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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