is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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