so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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