Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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