Porn is love you can see.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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