YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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