Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?