The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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