Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Mom said you looked used
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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