Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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