super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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