is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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