Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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